// AK-zuss.com [sitelaunch 1999 March 03]
var d=document;td=new Date();lnch=new Date(1999,02,03,00,00,00);
alive=td-lnch;days=Math.abs(alive/86400000);yrs=Math.floor(days/365.25);
absyrs=Math.abs(days/365.25);yrsov=absyrs-yrs;daysov=Math.abs(365.25*yrsov);
mov=Math.floor(daysov/31);function hlng(){d.write(yrs+' years ');if (mov>=1){
d.write('and '+mov+' month');}if (mov>1){d.write('s');}d.write(' on the Net')}